A conversation between one of my employees (we'll call him Lonnie) and a customer that just happened while Lonnie was fitting him for a backpack.
Lonnie: "Ok, I just need you to--"
*Interruption*
Customer: "--take my shirt off?" he quickly says with 100% sincerity.
Lonnie: "No. Point to your hip bones."
Customer: "Oh...okay." said with extreme disappointment.
Also, I have a Twitter account now so I can tweet about dipshits from my phone. It's @matttodd51.
You are my new favorite blog. I have to work an extra part time job in retail and I can totally relate.
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