Me: "Hi there! Something I can help you out with today?"
Stupid Lady: "Yea, I thought you sold body warmers."
Me: "Hmmm, I'm not sure I know what that is."
Stupid Lady: "*sigh*, You know...one of those body warmers! They're pink." She's quickly getting annoyed that I don't know what she's talking about.
Me: "Well, I'm familiar with Hand Warmers and Foot Warmers...they're right here...they come in these little packets." Still baffled by what she's looking for.
Stupid Lady: "God, no. (like I'M the idiot) The sleeveless body warmers! You wear them. It's pink."
Me: Trying to figure out this mystery quickly. I'm starting to second-guess myself and think that I'm totally blanking on an obvious outdoor product that's probably right under my nose. "Body warmer, eh...?" I start walking over towards the Women's Outerwear section.
Stupid Lady: "There! This!" She hatefully grabs the product from the wall and shoves it in my face to prove she's not a moron. "You know...sleeveless body warmer! This!!"
Me: "That's a vest."
Stupid Lady: "Whatever! Do you have pink??"
Mortician. Just do it.
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